Jan 15
by gregvanriel in Life, Travel 0 comments tags: Nature, Wildlife

Goodbye

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! Meh. Okay, I like a challenge. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. I never loved you. Bender?! You stole the atom. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. We don’t have a brig. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Why […]
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Dec 29
by gregvanriel in Travel 0 comments tags: Life, Wildlife

As an interesting

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Why yes! Thanks for noticing. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume? Ow, my spirit! It must be wonderful. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn’t you just get me the death penalty? And then the battle’s not so bad? Meh. Tell them I hate them. Tell her she looks thin. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and […]
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Dec 15
by gregvanriel in Life, Photo 0 comments tags: Landscapes, Wildlife

Good man

No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of ‘will’? Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Tell her she looks thin. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! What are their names? You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!
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